Score: 10

"Am I the only one to notice.."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 3

date: October 3, 2009

That Salad Fingers offers Milford Cubicle warm milk..and earlier in the flash, Salad Fingers made milk come out of his teat? Anywho, good flash. One of the more, random ones (if there is such thing as a non-random Salad Fingers).

Score: 2

"'Eh."

submission: Stoneage Assassin 2

date: September 30, 2009

This is so over-done in general, and under-done for you. The whole concept of a stone age assassin is great and all, but it's so, redundant. There's nothing really to capture your interest. When the game itself ended, I honestly said out loud; "That's it?" You duck, pop up and shoot. I died once, and that was at the start when you decided to give a tutorial DURING gameplay. Not to mention a tutorial that hides some of the screen. You get distracted by the words and then you're shot, dead. After that one failure though, it became way too easy. The mission where you must protect your daughter while she runs through the forest, I ran out of bolts for my crossbow and she killed the last two people. I missed one shot, so there was one more than anticipated. I'm curious if I had let them all catch her, would she have killed them herself too?
The artwork, however, is remarkable. I love the style of the silhouettes, where not much detail is put into character design rather than shape. It reminds me of stick games, only much more intense.
Aside from artwork, this is hardly playable. A one-time thing, then you forget about it. No lasting value, no addiction. A good try, but it needs a lot more work.

Score: 10

"One of the best"

submission: Awesome Crossing Redux

date: August 12, 2009

This one was one of my favorites, and when I found out you remade it was like; "Aww..really?" But I watched it, and I think I like this version better. Also, after the time lapse, you looked like my step dad, Christopher..I mean, Jesus..yeah, you looked like Jesus.